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You’ve Got Mail: The Perils of Pigeon Post - Fei Ge Jiao You Xu Jin Shen
Wu Xingzi, a lonely and disillusioned adviser, contemplates suicide on his fortieth birthday due to his isolation, financial struggles, and lack of romantic fulfillment. During an attempt to confess his affection to a tofu seller, he is introduced to the Peng Society for Gentlemen, a secret organization that facilitates romantic connections between men. Intrigued but hesitant, he joins the society, paying for a subscription to The Pengornisseur, a book listing eligible men. His life takes a turn as he begins exchanging letters and erotic drawings with potential partners.Wu Xingzi becomes increasingly captivated by these erotic illustrations, particularly one belonging to General Guan Shanjin. His obsession grows, culminating in a passionate encounter with the general. Although Wu Xingzi initially views it as a fleeting affair, Guan Shanjin surprises him by continuing to pursue a relationship. Despite the general’s persistence, Wu Xingzi feels conflicted, struggling to reconcile his desires and the general’s affection with his simple life in Qingcheng County.As their relationship evolves, Wu Xingzi grapples with his feelings, torn between his newfound sexual satisfaction and the emotional distance he maintains. Guan Shanjin, frustrated by Wu Xingzi's reluctance to embrace a deeper connection, becomes increasingly possessive. Their dynamic oscillates between intense physical encounters and emotional misunderstandings, with Wu Xingzi uncertain about his future with the domineering general, who is equally perplexed by his own growing attachment.
In You've Got Mail: The Perils of Pigeon Post – Volume 2, Wu Xingzi and Guan Shanjin return to Qingcheng County to spend the New Year together after weeks of close travel. Their relationship has grown intimate, both emotionally and physically, but tension brews beneath the surface. When they arrive, Wu is met with tearful concern from Auntie Liu and other villagers who believe he was abandoned. Gossip has spread that Guan Shanjin never cared for him and has reunited with his first love, the beautiful Mr. Lu. Though Wu tries to explain Guan’s presence and care, doubts linger. He’s shy about introducing Guan to his ancestors, especially after praying awkwardly for “majestic pengornises every year.” Despite the scrutiny and embarrassment, the two grow even closer, culminating in passionate sex where Guan dominates Wu in a storm of lust and affection.The village gossip escalates when Guan discovers Su Yang, his old friend, was behind the rumors. Su Yang confesses to spreading the slander at the behest of Mr. Lu’s servant Hua Shu, implying a hidden motive to sabotage Wu. Though Guan had once used Wu as a substitute for Mr. Lu, he now fully rejects that idea, recognizing his genuine affection for Wu’s awkward charm and steadfast warmth. This shift is solidified when Auntie Li attacks Wu publicly, and Guan steps in to defend him physically and emotionally. Meanwhile, Wu is quietly crushed upon learning that his job as county adviser has been replaced during his absence—his future in Qingcheng is gone. Guan, however, casually assumes Wu will now stay in Horse-Face City with him, deepening Wu’s internal conflict between comfort and self-doubt.The book closes with chaotic hilarity as Auntie Liu and Auntie Li brawl over the gossip, defending Wu’s honor with brooms and carrots. Afterward, Wu accepts that although life is unpredictable, he's found real companionship. The emotional core is juxtaposed by an alternate universe extra, “The Wedding Night,” where Wu is kidnapped and forced into marriage by Guan. In this AU, Guan declares him his “wife” and subjects him to intense, relentless sex, marking him as his own. Wu is overwhelmed but gradually submits to the role, torn between confusion and arousal. The extra ends with Wu passed out from overstimulation, cradled in Guan’s arms as servants clean up the aftermath—offering a darker, obsessive lens on the same relationship dynamic, where desire overpowers all reason.
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You’ve Got Mail: The Perils of Pigeon Post - Fei Ge Jiao You Xu Jin Shen Vol. 1

Introduction
Wu Xingzi is an adviser to the magistrate of Qingcheng County and deeply unhappy with his life.
He feels life is meaningless due to his parents being dead, his lack of property, his virginity, and his unattractive appearance.
On his fortieth birthday, he decides to commit suicide.
Before ending his life, he confesses his long-time affection to a local tofu seller.
During this errand, he learns about a secret male-matching organization called the Peng Society for Gentlemen, which uses messenger pigeons for communication.
After some hesitation, Wu Xingzi joins the Peng Society and starts searching for a male lover through pen pal exchanges.
Wu Xingzi’s life brightens as he becomes excited by the new potential lovers he’s meeting.
He receives an illustration of a penis, supposedly belonging to the Lanling Prince of the Peng Society, which arouses him deeply.
Overcome with desire, he decides he must meet the man behind the illustration.
He ends up in a passionate encounter with General Guan Shanjin, which he considers one of the luckiest events of his life.
After returning home, Wu Xingzi is surprised to find that Guan Shanjin has followed him back and wants to stay with him, even though they’ve already slept together.
Despite having gotten what they both wanted, the general continues to show interest in him and refuses to leave.
The story frames their relationship as a dynamic between Guan Shanjin, a philandering man who’s never had true love, and Wu Xingzi, a lonely, isolated man unfamiliar with romance.
Together, they begin an awkward, but evolving journey toward love.
Chapter 1: The First Encounter with The Pengornisseur
Wu Xingzi, an adviser to the magistrate in Qingcheng County, has been taking frequent trips to Goose City, sparking concern from locals, especially Old Liu and Auntie Liu.
Old Liu suspects Wu Xingzi is being scammed, as he lives alone, is nearing forty, and has no significant prospects or romantic relationships.
Auntie Liu confronts Wu Xingzi, assuming he's either cheating or being cheated in a romantic or financial scam.
Wu Xingzi reassures Auntie Liu that he’s not involved in a scam and finally reveals that he’s been communicating with pen pals through the Peng Society for Gentlemen, a secret organization where men interested in other men connect via pigeon post.
Auntie Liu, though confused, is relieved, but gossip quickly spreads around town about Wu Xingzi’s pigeon post pen pals.
The story rewinds to how Wu Xingzi got involved in the Peng Society. He was planning to commit suicide on his fortieth birthday due to his loneliness, financial situation, and unfulfilled romantic desires.
Before his suicide attempt, Wu Xingzi buys a jade hairpin and tries to confess to a young tofu seller, who he finds very attractive.
The tofu seller, however, already has a male partner but introduces Wu Xingzi to the Peng Society for Gentlemen, explaining the system and encouraging him to join.
Wu Xingzi is hesitant but eventually decides to join the Peng Society, paying fifty coins for a subscription to The Pengornisseur, a book listing other men seeking partners.
He submits his personal information and a self-portrait to the Peng Society and waits eagerly for his copy of The Pengornisseur, hoping to find a romantic partner.
When he receives The Pengornisseur, Wu Xingzi finds over 100 profiles of men, including his own, all drawn with detailed portraits.
Wu Xingzi selects five men he’s interested in and sends letters through the pigeon post. These men are of a similar age to him and are primarily scholars.
Wu Xingzi is shocked when he receives replies from all five men, but instead of personal letters, each letter contains a highly detailed drawing of a penis.
Though initially stunned and unsure how to respond, Wu Xingzi quickly becomes enamored with the drawings and even starts comparing the different depictions, noting their size, shape, and aesthetic appeal.
He realizes that he is more interested in the erotic satisfaction he gets from the illustrations than in forming a romantic relationship.
Wu Xingzi begins sending more letters to various men listed in The Pengornisseur, collecting explicit illustrations of their genitalia.
He spends his days in anticipation of new letters, making frequent trips to Goose City and collecting dozens of these erotic drawings over a few weeks.
Old Liu and Auntie Liu grow suspicious of Wu Xingzi’s trips, but he continues to indulge in his new obsession.
One day, Wu Xingzi encounters a mysterious and handsome man dressed in black at the Peng Society's shop. The man’s voice and appearance make a strong impression on Wu Xingzi, leaving him flustered and embarrassed.
Unbeknownst to Wu Xingzi, the man observes him closely as he leaves, hinting at a future connection.
Chapter 2: The Lanling Prince of Pengornises
Wu Xingzi is captivated by a drawing of a penis, which he refers to as the Lanling Prince of pengornises, completely mesmerized by its beauty and perfection.
After his usual routine, including delivering a meat bun to Old Liu and working at the magistrate’s office, Wu Xingzi hurriedly returns home to enjoy the newly received letters, all of which contain drawings of penises.
Wu Xingzi finds three particularly impressive drawings, with one so magnificent that it overshadows all others, driving him to an intense physical reaction, leading to arousal and an almost orgasmic experience just from viewing it.
He becomes obsessed with this specific drawing, repeatedly studying it and imagining the physical sensation of the depicted phallus.
That night, Wu Xingzi has an intense wet dream featuring a mysterious man who resembles the owner of the voice he heard in a previous encounter. In the dream, the man exposes a penis identical to the one in the drawing, and Wu Xingzi is overcome with desire to touch and taste it.
Upon waking from the wet dream, Wu Xingzi feels a deep restlessness and frustration. He reflects on his increasing obsession with this particular penis drawing and the effects it has on him.
He decides to draw his own penis and send it in response to the mysterious owner of the impressive phallus, struggling with whether to write a letter as well.
Wu Xingzi’s obsession affects his daily life, leaving him anxious and restless as he awaits a response, losing his appetite and weight in the process.
Gossip begins to spread in Qingcheng County about Wu Xingzi's possible heartbreak due to a pen pal from the pigeon post. Ansheng becomes worried and visits Wu Xingzi to check on him.
Wu Xingzi confides in Ansheng about his obsession with the penis drawing and his anticipation of a reply, but assures him that he’s not in trouble, just distracted by his feelings.
On the sixth day, Wu Xingzi goes to the Peng Society, hoping to receive a reply. While waiting, he encounters Guan Shanjin, a man dressed in black who instantly recognizes him.
Guan Shanjin reveals that he is the owner of the phallus Wu Xingzi has become obsessed with, showing Wu Xingzi the drawing of his own penis that he had sent.
Wu Xingzi is stunned and embarrassed, but before he can fully process the situation, Guan Shanjin aggressively seduces him, leading to an intense sexual encounter.
The sexual experience is overwhelming for Wu Xingzi, both physically and emotionally, as Guan Shanjin dominates him, fulfilling many of Wu Xingzi's fantasies while also pushing him beyond his limits.
Afterward, Guan Shanjin remains distant and cold, even though he shows some care by ensuring Wu Xingzi is cleaned up and fed.
Wu Xingzi is conflicted, embarrassed by his own desires but also deeply drawn to Guan Shanjin, struggling to understand the situation.
Guan Shanjin teases Wu Xingzi about his obsession with his penis and questions whether Wu Xingzi would ever want to leave his small village to explore the wider world.
Wu Xingzi, overwhelmed by the entire experience and feeling out of place, repeatedly denies any desire to leave Qingcheng County, likening himself to a frog in a well, content with his limited life.
Chapter 3: Like a Spring Breeze, We’ll Come and Go
Guan Shanjin wakes up to find Wu Xingzi gone after a night of passion, which infuriates him.
He punches a table, shattering it, overwhelmed by his frustration at Wu Xingzi’s sudden disappearance.
Guan Shanjin reflects on their earlier intimacy, reminiscing about how Wu Xingzi, though initially shy, became more open to him.
After some sensual teasing, Guan Shanjin notices Wu Xingzi’s arousal and playfully indulges him, though he decides not to engage in penetrative sex due to Wu Xingzi’s soreness.
He instead gives Wu Xingzi intense oral pleasure, overwhelming the older man to the point of tears and physical exhaustion.
Wu Xingzi reaches his climax multiple times, struggling to endure Guan Shanjin’s expert teasing and overstimulation.
Guan Shanjin’s enjoyment of Wu Xingzi's reactions is clear, but he refrains from being too aggressive, knowing Wu Xingzi’s physical limits after their earlier activities.
After Wu Xingzi has fainted from the intense experience, Guan Shanjin carefully cleans them both up and replaces the soiled bedclothes.
Wu Xingzi wakes up before dawn, his body aching but feeling content after the intense night. He dresses and quietly leaves the room, heading back to his life as an adviser.
Upon realizing that Wu Xingzi has left, Guan Shanjin explodes in rage, smashing furniture and punishing his guards for allowing Wu Xingzi to leave without his permission.
Wu Xingzi goes about his routine, but Manager Rancui stops him, wanting to discuss his subscription to The Pengornisseur and his future encounters with Guan Shanjin.
Rancui questions whether Wu Xingzi sees a future with Guan Shanjin, but Wu Xingzi dismisses the idea, thinking their time together was just a fleeting affair.
After the discussion, Rancui arranges for someone to escort Wu Xingzi back home.
Meanwhile, Guan Shanjin is seething, unable to understand how Wu Xingzi, whom he sees as timid and meek, could simply walk away from him after such an intense encounter.
Back in Horse-Face City, Guan Shanjin remains frustrated, still fixated on Wu Xingzi and plotting to pursue him further.
Chapter 4: A Beauty’s Favor Is the Hardest to Enjoy
Adviser Wu is introspective about his previous night with General Guan Shanjin, wondering what he did wrong for the general to stay.
Wu Xingzi tidies up after the meal and awkwardly attempts to ask why Guan Shanjin stayed.
Guan Shanjin questions Wu Xingzi’s decision to leave without saying goodbye after their previous encounter.
Wu Xingzi apologizes but expresses his belief that he isn’t worthy of Guan Shanjin’s affection.
Guan Shanjin is infuriated by Wu Xingzi’s lack of interest in continuing the relationship and breaks Wu Xingzi’s table out of frustration.
Guan Shanjin demands Wu Xingzi strip naked, and though Wu Xingzi is embarrassed, he complies.
Guan Shanjin introduces Wu Xingzi to a toy called "Mr. D" and coerces Wu Xingzi into using it on himself.
Wu Xingzi, overwhelmed, begins using Mr. D as Guan Shanjin watches, teasing and guiding him throughout.
Guan Shanjin further humiliates and tortures Wu Xingzi by inserting a jade rod into his urethra, causing him great pleasure mixed with pain.
Wu Xingzi is brought to the brink of orgasm multiple times but is denied release by Guan Shanjin until he finally climaxes and faints from the intensity.
Guan Shanjin reflects on Mr. Lu, seeing similarities in Wu Xingzi, though Wu Xingzi’s foolishness frustrates him.
After regaining consciousness, Wu Xingzi expresses a desire to avoid toys in the future, to which Guan Shanjin agrees with a mischievous smile.
Vice General Man Yue, dealing with the fallout of Nanman invaders, is curious about Guan Shanjin’s latest dalliance and impressed by the civilian who caught the general’s attention.
Man Yue is pestered by Hua Shu, a servant of Mr. Lu, who hints at Mr. Lu missing the general, though it’s clear Mr. Lu is pursuing a marriage with a woman from the Yue family.
Rumors spread in Qingcheng County about Wu Xingzi’s relationship with Guan Shanjin, with the village women gossiping that Wu must have used some shameful method to attract the general.
Auntie Liu defends Wu Xingzi against these rumors, physically confronting the gossiping women.
Wu Xingzi walks in on the aftermath of the confrontation, remaining oblivious to the depth of the rumors but grateful for Auntie Liu’s support.
Guan Shanjin continues to stay with Wu Xingzi, cooking for him and being affectionate, which further confounds Wu Xingzi as he reflects on the general’s behavior.
Wu Xingzi feels trapped by Guan Shanjin’s constant presence, fearing he can’t continue his previous life, especially his interest in collecting The Pengornisseur.
Guan Shanjin offers to take Wu Xingzi to Goose City for food, and though Wu Xingzi is nervous, he agrees, seeing it as an opportunity to visit Manager Rancui.
At the House of Taotie, the restaurant staff initially refuses to let Wu Xingzi enter due to his ordinary appearance, but Guan Shanjin uses his influence and threatens the manager to gain entry.
The restaurant owner, Su Yang, reluctantly allows them in, warning Guan Shanjin not to cause trouble.
Chapter 5: Each with Their Own Thoughts
Wu Xingzi acknowledges that Guan Shanjin must eventually return to Horse-Face City, even though they've lived together for a month.
Wu Xingzi expresses a desire to part amicably, which deeply upsets Guan Shanjin.
Guan Shanjin and Wu Xingzi visit the House of Taotie, where they meet Su Yang, Guan Shanjin’s impatient childhood friend.
Guan Shanjin gives a brief tour of the antiques in the House of Taotie, but Wu Xingzi is too distracted by Guan Shanjin's closeness to pay attention.
Su Yang shows his distaste for Wu Xingzi, making comments about his ordinary appearance and longing for Mr. Lu, Guan Shanjin’s former teacher, to be present instead.
Wu Xingzi doesn’t understand the appeal of the House of Taotie's "countryside flavor," seeing it as something that only city people find impressive.
Su Yang tries to belittle Wu Xingzi, but Wu Xingzi’s calmness irritates Su Yang, who becomes visibly frustrated.
The meal progresses with Su Yang and Guan Shanjin having an intimate conversation, making Wu Xingzi feel excluded and small.
Wu Xingzi grows uncomfortable with the rich and fancy atmosphere and barely eats anything, feeling out of place in Su Yang's presence.
Su Yang bids farewell and mockingly suggests that Guan Shanjin bring Mr. Lu next time instead of Wu Xingzi.
Guan Shanjin offers a half-hearted reassurance to Wu Xingzi that Su Yang’s words shouldn’t be taken to heart.
Wu Xingzi admits to Guan Shanjin that he didn’t enjoy the fancy meal and prefers simple, filling foods like noodles and buns.
Guan Shanjin and Wu Xingzi visit a dumpling stall in the entertainment district where Wu Xingzi enthusiastically enjoys dumpling noodles, while Guan Shanjin watches with mild disinterest.
After eating, they take a walk through the quiet streets, eventually reaching Guan Shanjin’s mansion in the wealthy Qingyang Square.
Wu Xingzi is surprised to learn that Guan Shanjin owns property in Goose City, but Guan Shanjin remains indifferent about it.
Inside the mansion, Guan Shanjin has a conversation with his guard about his duties and Mr. Lu’s betrothal arrangements.
Wu Xingzi overhears the conversation and asks Guan Shanjin if he’s returning to Horse-Face City, revealing that he's looking forward to it so he can resume his normal life.
Guan Shanjin is deeply upset by Wu Xingzi’s indifferent attitude and questions whether Wu Xingzi will miss him at all.
Wu Xingzi downplays any emotional attachment, emphasizing that it’s only natural for Guan Shanjin to return to his duties.
Guan Shanjin, hurt and frustrated, confronts Wu Xingzi about whether he cares about him beyond their physical relationship.
Wu Xingzi offers physical affection to make amends, but Guan Shanjin becomes conflicted, expressing his exasperation with Wu Xingzi's emotional detachment.
They spend the night together intimately, with Guan Shanjin still upset but unable to break away from Wu Xingzi.
The following morning, Guan Shanjin leaves on military duties, leaving a guard to protect Wu Xingzi.
Wu Xingzi seizes the opportunity to visit the Peng Society, accompanied by the guard Hei-er.
At the Peng Society, Wu Xingzi is warmly welcomed by Manager Rancui, who acknowledges the trouble caused by Guan Shanjin’s involvement with Wu Xingzi.
Wu Xingzi asks to resume receiving The Pengornisseur, which he had missed due to Guan Shanjin’s presence in his life.
Manager Rancui expresses concern about Wu Xingzi’s relationship with Guan Shanjin, suggesting that it complicates his participation in the Peng Society.
Wu Xingzi reassures Rancui that he has no intention of pursuing a deeper relationship with Guan Shanjin, emphasizing that their paths in life are different.
Rancui waives the fee for The Pengornisseur as compensation for the inconvenience caused by Guan Shanjin, and Wu Xingzi gratefully accepts.
Wu Xingzi leaves the Peng Society and reunites with Hei-er, who informs him that Guan Shanjin has arranged for them to meet at the Restaurant of Songs.
At the Restaurant of Songs, Wu Xingzi and Guan Shanjin share a meal together, with Wu Xingzi taking a more active and affectionate role.
They engage in a brief game of Go, which Guan Shanjin easily wins, though Wu Xingzi is more interested in the materials of the game pieces than the game itself.
After their meal, the two men reflect on strategy and luck, with Guan Shanjin explaining his views on war, strategy, and fortune.
Chapter 6: In Vino Veritas
Wu Xingzi is tearfully emotional, crying in Guan Shanjin's arms.
Wu Xingzi mistakenly believes Guan Shanjin needs to leave for the imperial exams, showing he is thinking about someone else.
Guan Shanjin, offering him liquor, realizes that Wu Xingzi is missing someone else and becomes bitter.
Wu Xingzi, getting drunk, becomes affectionate with Guan Shanjin, kissing him and commenting on how handsome he is.
Guan Shanjin feels tenderness but remains curious about who Wu Xingzi is truly thinking about.
Wu Xingzi reveals he had feelings for someone named Zaizong-xiong, talking about lending him money for the imperial exams.
Guan Shanjin becomes increasingly jealous and angry, especially realizing Zaizong-xiong never returned.
Wu Xingzi recalls a painful past where he waited for Zaizong-xiong, only to find out years later that he married and had children, crushing his hope.
Wu Xingzi also reveals that Zaizong-xiong gave him a special perfume sachet as a memento, which Wu Xingzi cherished deeply.
Guan Shanjin connects Zaizong-xiong’s real identity to a court official named Yan Wenxin and grows angrier, vowing revenge.
Despite his jealousy, Guan Shanjin comforts a drunk and tearful Wu Xingzi.
Guan Shanjin then receives a message that Mr. Lu, someone he cares about, has been injured.
Guan Shanjin immediately leaves Wu Xingzi, racing to Mr. Lu’s side in Horse-Face City, leaving Hei-er to care for Wu Xingzi.
Hei-er contemplates how to handle Wu Xingzi’s feelings as they prepare to travel to Horse-Face City without Guan Shanjin.
Wu Xingzi is confused about his sudden transportation but quickly falls into a new routine in the general’s estate.
Wu Xingzi meets Mr. Lu's caretaker, Hua Shu, who condescendingly warns him that he can never compare to Mr. Lu in Guan Shanjin's heart.
Wu Xingzi spends time gardening and adjusting to life in Horse-Face City, growing accustomed to the place.
Hei-er struggles with how to explain to Wu Xingzi that Guan Shanjin has been ignoring him for Mr. Lu.
Man Yue mocks Guan Shanjin’s conflicted feelings, noting that Wu Xingzi has been living happily, while Guan Shanjin wrestles with his emotions.
Guan Shanjin and Man Yue spy on Wu Xingzi, with Guan Shanjin feeling conflicted over his feelings for both Mr. Lu and Wu Xingzi.
Guan Shanjin remains torn, wanting to care for Mr. Lu, but still drawn to Wu Xingzi’s growing importance in his life.
Chapter 7: Unrequited Love and the One That Got Away
Wu Xingzi wakes up late and is flustered by the knock on his door from Mint and Osmanthus.
Mint informs him that General Guan Shanjin has sent someone to invite him over.
The twins prepare Wu Xingzi in a formal outfit, perfuming his clothes and styling his hair, despite his awkward reluctance.
The general's messenger, Fang He, arrives to escort Wu Xingzi to the general.
Wu Xingzi struggles to keep up with Fang He, arriving exhausted at Guan Shanjin's garden.
Guan Shanjin, coldly dismissing formalities, directs everyone to leave them alone in the garden.
Wu Xingzi, still panting, tries to speak but hesitates when Guan Shanjin interrupts him, hinting at his impatience and expectations.
Fang He informs Guan Shanjin that Mr. Lu wants to see him, and Guan Shanjin rushes off without a second thought, leaving Wu Xingzi feeling out of place.
Wu Xingzi watches in awe as Mr. Lu arrives, being carried by Guan Shanjin in an entourage.
Mr. Lu is described as ethereally beautiful, capturing Wu Xingzi's attention.
Guan Shanjin tenderly cares for Mr. Lu, setting him down on a chaise longue, further cementing the strong bond between them.
Mr. Lu greets Wu Xingzi, noting that Guan Shanjin had spoken highly of him, leaving Wu Xingzi surprised.
Wu Xingzi tries to make polite conversation, but it only seems to emphasize Guan Shanjin’s preference for Mr. Lu.
When Wu Xingzi mentions wanting to return to his hometown for New Year's, Guan Shanjin grows enraged, asking bitterly why Wu Xingzi always wants to leave him.
Guan Shanjin becomes so furious that he spits up blood, alarming both Wu Xingzi and Mr. Lu.
After ordering Mr. Lu to be escorted away, Guan Shanjin angrily drags Wu Xingzi away for a private conversation.
In a secluded spot, Guan Shanjin confronts Wu Xingzi about his feelings, expressing his frustration that Wu Xingzi doesn’t seem to care about him, only wanting to leave.
Wu Xingzi is confused and speechless as Guan Shanjin’s emotional turmoil becomes clear, hinting that he is struggling with deeper feelings for Wu Xingzi.
The conversation shifts as Guan Shanjin attempts to seduce Wu Xingzi, teasing him about their physical relationship.
Despite Wu Xingzi’s initial hesitation, he succumbs to Guan Shanjin’s advances, leading to an explicit and intimate encounter between them.
The two engage in prolonged, passionate sex outdoors, with Wu Xingzi taking the lead at first, only for Guan Shanjin to later take control.
The chapter ends with the two lying together, Wu Xingzi exhausted and Guan Shanjin satisfied, though unresolved tensions about their relationship remain.
A SPECIAL INCLUSION: AN ALTERN ATE UNIVERSE EXTRA The Bull and the Cowherd
A cowherd in Qingcheng County lives alone with an old bull. He is poor, shy, and awkward, which makes it difficult for him to find a wife or friends.
The villagers are unaware that something unusual is happening between the cowherd and his bull because his house is far from the village.
At night, intense sounds of sexual activity are heard from the cowherd’s home.
Inside the house, the cowherd is having rough and passionate sex with a tall, muscular man who is thrusting deeply into him.
The man is extremely strong, with muscles flexing as he holds the cowherd's buttocks and thrusts powerfully into his swollen, well-used hole.
The cowherd has been repeatedly climaxing, but his body is overwhelmed by the man’s large cock, which reaches into his stomach with every thrust, causing a visible bulge.
Despite his exhaustion, the cowherd is unable to stop the man, who continues to thrust harder, making the cowherd moan and beg for mercy.
The man chuckles and kisses the cowherd deeply, his long tongue reaching into the cowherd's throat, causing the cowherd to gag and convulse in another orgasm.
The man thrusts so deeply that it feels like his balls are entering the cowherd’s hole, leaving the cowherd on the brink of collapse.
The cowherd, using the last of his strength, manages to pull away from the man and the cock inside him.
The moonlight reveals that the man’s lower half is unusual: his cock is extraordinarily long, thick, and shaped differently from most men, with a pointed tip and wide shaft, resembling a weapon.
The cowherd, still dripping with semen, tries to move away, but the man grabs him again and resumes thrusting into him, eliciting more moans and cries from the cowherd.
The cowherd calls out to his bull during the act, revealing that the man is, in fact, the bull in human form.
The man is a magical beast who had been on the verge of becoming king of all magical beasts before his enemies forced him back into his bull form.
Years ago, the bull met the cowherd, then a young boy, and initially intended to absorb his life force to heal himself.
However, the cowherd made sacrifices to keep the bull with him, even giving up his inheritance.
The bull, touched by the cowherd’s loyalty, began to care for him and secretly used his powers to ensure the cowherd lived a comfortable life.
The bull had planned for the cowherd to marry one of the heavenly fairies, but the cowherd refused, wanting only to be with the bull.
The bull, realizing that the cowherd loves him, concludes that perhaps their bond was fated.
A SPECIAL INCLUSION: AN ALTERN ATE UNIVERSE EXTRA The Bull and the Cowherd
A cowherd in Qingcheng County lives alone with an old bull. He is poor, shy, and awkward, which makes it difficult for him to find a wife or friends.
The villagers are unaware that something unusual is happening between the cowherd and his bull because his house is far from the village.
At night, intense sounds of sexual activity are heard from the cowherd’s home.
Inside the house, the cowherd is having rough and passionate sex with a tall, muscular man who is thrusting deeply into him.
The man is extremely strong, with muscles flexing as he holds the cowherd's buttocks and thrusts powerfully into his swollen, well-used hole.
The cowherd has been repeatedly climaxing, but his body is overwhelmed by the man’s large cock, which reaches into his stomach with every thrust, causing a visible bulge.
Despite his exhaustion, the cowherd is unable to stop the man, who continues to thrust harder, making the cowherd moan and beg for mercy.
The man chuckles and kisses the cowherd deeply, his long tongue reaching into the cowherd's throat, causing the cowherd to gag and convulse in another orgasm.
The man thrusts so deeply that it feels like his balls are entering the cowherd’s hole, leaving the cowherd on the brink of collapse.
The cowherd, using the last of his strength, manages to pull away from the man and the cock inside him.
The moonlight reveals that the man’s lower half is unusual: his cock is extraordinarily long, thick, and shaped differently from most men, with a pointed tip and wide shaft, resembling a weapon.
The cowherd, still dripping with semen, tries to move away, but the man grabs him again and resumes thrusting into him, eliciting more moans and cries from the cowherd.
The cowherd calls out to his bull during the act, revealing that the man is, in fact, the bull in human form.
The man is a magical beast who had been on the verge of becoming king of all magical beasts before his enemies forced him back into his bull form.
Years ago, the bull met the cowherd, then a young boy, and initially intended to absorb his life force to heal himself.
However, the cowherd made sacrifices to keep the bull with him, even giving up his inheritance.
The bull, touched by the cowherd’s loyalty, began to care for him and secretly used his powers to ensure the cowherd lived a comfortable life.
The bull had planned for the cowherd to marry one of the heavenly fairies, but the cowherd refused, wanting only to be with the bull.
The bull, realizing that the cowherd loves him, concludes that perhaps their bond was fated.
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You’ve Got Mail: The Perils of Pigeon Post - Fei Ge Jiao You Xu Jin Shen Vol. 2

Chapter 1:
Back Home for the Ancestors
Wu Xingzi returns to Qingcheng County with General Guan Shanjin two days before New Year.
Wu is worried about what he prayed to his ancestors, having referred to Guan as a “pengornis” and asked for “majestic pengornises every year.”
They arrive home; Wu starts cleaning, and Guan takes over, sending Wu out to shop for food.
Villagers react strangely to Wu; they pity him or act awkwardly, fueling his confusion.
At Auntie Liu’s home, she and her daughters-in-law cry upon seeing Wu, believing he was abandoned by Guan.
Rumors spread that Wu was discarded by Guan in favor of a fairy-like scholar; Wu denies them.
Wu admits to Auntie Liu that Guan is spending New Year with him and offering prayers to his ancestors.
Auntie Liu misinterprets this as them becoming life partners and celebrates.
Wu insists they’re not married, and Guan has to return to Horse-Face City after the 10th day of New Year.
Auntie Liu insists on gifting Wu food, refusing payment.
Guan meets Wu on the way home, flirts, and kisses him in public.
Gossipers are shocked seeing the couple together, contradicting their expectations.
Guan hears the rumors and grows suspicious someone deliberately spread them to stir conflict.
Feeling possessive, Guan kisses Wu deeply in public and takes him home.
They engage in an explicit, intense, and emotional sex scene, which spans many pages and leaves Wu exhausted the next day.
Su Yang delivers New Year goods, shocked to see Guan doing manual work and dressing like a villager.
Su Yang confronts Guan about his behavior, implying Mr. Lu (Guan’s old flame) wouldn’t approve.
Guan admits he informed Mr. Lu, who was fine with it; Su Yang suspects jealousy or confusion.
Guan suspects the rumors about Wu were spread intentionally and questions Su Yang.
Su Yang admits he spread the rumors, influenced by Mr. Lu’s servant Hua Shu, suggesting ulterior motives.
Guan warns Su Yang never to target Wu again or face his wrath.
Flashback: Guan reflects on meeting Mr. Lu, who had been his emotional anchor after years at war.
Despite respecting Mr. Lu, Guan’s attention has shifted toward Wu, whose plainness feels comforting.
Guan reaffirms to Su Yang that he will protect Wu.
Back home, Wu wakes up sore from sex, shy and embarrassed.
Guan and Wu discuss New Year preparations and traditions, choosing to follow Wu’s southern customs like eating tangyuan and prosperity cake.
They visit Wu’s ancestral grave. Wu proudly shows Guan the gravesite he reserved for himself, which Guan finds bittersweet.
Wu admits he used his adviser position to pull strings to acquire that burial spot.
Guan teases him for being sly but finds his modest ambition endearing.
During prayers, Wu awkwardly asks his ancestors to bless his “pengornis” and worries about their reaction.
On returning, they witness Auntie Liu fighting Auntie Li, who had been spreading the nasty rumors.
Auntie Liu beats up the gossips with help from her friends, defending Wu fiercely.
Wu tries to intervene, but Guan holds him back, insisting he’s no longer a county adviser and should avoid unnecessary stress.
Guan reveals Wu’s adviser position has been filled during his long absence.
Wu is stunned, realizing his old life is slipping away.
He starts to think about the future—living in Horse-Face City, planting crops, and still collecting “pengornises.”
Auntie Li tries to publicly humiliate Wu, accusing him of sorcery to seduce Guan.
Guan defends Wu and roughly restrains Auntie Li, shocking everyone.
Auntie Liu gives Auntie Li a final beating, declaring she’ll protect Wu forever.
The incident doesn’t escalate to legal trouble as Guan promises to smooth things over with the magistrate.
Wu, touched but embarrassed, begins preparing for the New Year with renewed hope and satisfaction.
Chapter 2:
Murdering the Top Ten Prized Pengornises
Wu Xingzi and Guan Shanjin share a warm New Year’s Eve dinner.
Guan Shanjin prepares a delicious meal and brings out light plum wine; Wu Xingzi, being a lightweight, gets drunk quickly.
In his drunken state, Wu Xingzi begins complimenting Guan Shanjin, calling him the “pengornis spirit come to life.”
Amused and intrigued, Guan Shanjin plays along and humors Wu Xingzi’s drunkenness.
Wu Xingzi insists on showing Guan Shanjin his “darlings,” leading them to his rattan case filled with hand-drawn penis illustrations sent via pigeon post.
Guan Shanjin is shocked and outraged to see over fifty penis drawings Wu Xingzi had collected.
Wu Xingzi proudly shows off his “top ten” favorites, which he believes might come to life like Guan Shanjin.
Guan Shanjin critiques each one, often maliciously, hiding jealousy and frustration.
Wu Xingzi refers to the most treasured drawing as the one resembling a refined scholar — his first letter recipient — and Guan Shanjin, furious, tears it up.
Guan Shanjin reveals his own penis to prove he's the real top-ranked “pengornis spirit.”
Wu Xingzi is mesmerized and delighted, leading to an explicit, prolonged sex scene with oral and penetrative sex.
Guan Shanjin ties Wu Xingzi’s cock with a ribbon to delay climax, leading to more intense and exhausting sex.
Wu Xingzi is bedridden for five days due to Guan Shanjin’s excessive sexual vigor.
When Wu Xingzi finally recovers, he tries to check on his drawings, only to realize they've been disturbed.
Guan Shanjin confronts Wu Xingzi, demanding to see all the drawings and threatening to destroy them.
Despite Wu Xingzi’s pleading, Guan Shanjin tears up multiple pictures, offering coins as payment for each.
Wu Xingzi breaks down in tears, revealing the drawings were a source of comfort during his long years of loneliness.
Guan Shanjin is overwhelmed with guilt upon realizing the emotional significance the drawings held.
Wu Xingzi tells him he won’t return to Horse-Face City and wants to stay in his village.
Guan Shanjin, frustrated but softening, decides to take Wu Xingzi to Goose City to the Peng Society.
Upon arriving, he intimidates Rancui, the manager, while trying to get access to The Pengornisseur.
Wu Xingzi is distressed over how Rancui is treated and questions Guan Shanjin’s motivations.
Guan Shanjin insists he’s doing this to make things up to Wu Xingzi.
The chapter ends with Guan Shanjin wrapping himself possessively around Wu Xingzi, preparing for whatever resolution he has in mind.
Chapter 3:
An Innocent in Inner-Circle Infighting
Guan Shanjin and Wu Xingzi enjoy a romantic walk through Goose City's bustling Spring Lantern Festival, which is Wu Xingzi’s first time experiencing it.
Wu Xingzi is enthralled by the lanterns, especially a revolving one depicting the Eight Immortals.
Guan Shanjin sees Wu Xingzi in the lantern light and is reminded of Mr. Lu, his old flame, which stirs a mix of emotions in him.
Feeling tender, Guan Shanjin embraces and kisses Wu Xingzi in public, who is embarrassed but eventually relaxes.
They return to Qingcheng County late; Wu Xingzi decides to visit Ansheng instead of Auntie Liu due to the hour.
Guan Shanjin insists on going along despite Wu Xingzi’s hint to go home.
Ansheng and Constable Zhang become suspicious of their closeness; Zhang is irritated by Guan Shanjin's possessiveness.
Wu Xingzi is upset with Guan Shanjin’s behavior and warns him not to act that way at Auntie Liu’s.
Guan Shanjin suggests they return to Horse-Face City after visiting Auntie Liu, which disappoints Wu Xingzi.
Wu Xingzi reflects on the comfort and familiarity of his home and feels reluctant to leave again.
He questions Guan Shanjin about letting Mr. Lu marry, innocently suggesting that Mr. Lu was his lover.
This triggers Guan Shanjin, who physically harms Wu Xingzi out of jealousy, confusion, and panic.
Guan Shanjin accuses Wu Xingzi of knowing he was just a substitute for Mr. Lu and pretending all along.
He nearly breaks Wu Xingzi’s wrist before regaining control and feeling horrified at his actions.
Guan Shanjin treats the injury with deep remorse, reflects on his past behavior with lovers as substitutes, and is disturbed by his emotional outburst.
Wu Xingzi remains forgiving and doesn't bring up the incident the next morning; Guan Shanjin is frustrated by Wu Xingzi's emotional resilience and lack of confrontation.
They give away their leftover provisions to Auntie Liu before departing.
Auntie Liu notices Wu Xingzi’s bandaged wrist and suspects foul play; she threatens to protect him as she always has.
Guan Shanjin quietly promises to return with Wu Xingzi next year for ancestor offerings, which Wu Xingzi finds suspiciously intimate.
Back in Horse-Face City, Wu Xingzi resumes a peaceful life, tending cucumbers with Mint and Osmanthus.
The girls encourage him to send pickles to Guan Shanjin, who has not visited or eaten well lately.
Hua Shu arrives, inviting Wu Xingzi to a meal with Mr. Lu, acting polite but condescending.
Mint and Osmanthus defend Wu Xingzi fiercely, suspecting ulterior motives, but Wu Xingzi goes anyway out of politeness.
Mr. Lu hosts Wu Xingzi in a serene bamboo house but serves only light vegetarian dishes.
Mr. Lu insists on preparing a special steamed egg for Wu Xingzi, despite his own strict vegetarianism.
Wu Xingzi feels guilty and tries to quickly eat the steamed egg, but accidentally spills it on Mr. Lu, burning his hand.
Chaos erupts as Mr. Lu is treated and Hua Shu blames Wu Xingzi, escalating the situation.
Guan Shanjin arrives just in time, rescues Wu Xingzi, and is more concerned about his empty stomach than the injury.
Guan Shanjin disregards Mr. Lu’s subtle guilt-tripping and removes Hua Shu from the premises for his rude behavior.
Mr. Lu plays the martyr, saying he’ll continue praying for Guan Shanjin and implying that Wu Xingzi is undeserving.
Guan Shanjin, no longer blinded by affection, sees through the manipulation but remains polite to Mr. Lu.
Guan Shanjin and Wu Xingzi return to Shuanghe Manor and share pickled cucumbers; the mood is domestic and peaceful.
Guan Shanjin asks Wu Xingzi about the incident with Mr. Lu, and Wu Xingzi explains it was an accident.
They discuss Guan Shanjin’s history with Mr. Lu and how Wu Xingzi fits into his emotional landscape.
Guan Shanjin finally admits he had been using past lovers as substitutes for Mr. Lu but is now truly confused about his feelings.
Wu Xingzi shows no jealousy and simply wants to be honest and kind, which Guan Shanjin finds both endearing and frustrating.
Guan Shanjin teases Wu Xingzi about caring more for pengornis drawings than for him.
They share an emotional and physical moment as Guan Shanjin kisses and cuddles Wu Xingzi in the garden.
The encounter escalates into a highly erotic scene where Guan Shanjin dry-humps Wu Xingzi between the thighs, staying true to his promise not to penetrate.
Despite the lewdness, the scene carries emotional intimacy, showcasing the complicated and shifting dynamic between them.
Chapter 4:
The Taste of a Heart Stirring
Rancui reflects that Wu Xingzi is gentle but doesn't give his heart easily. Once he does, he falls deeply.
Yue Mingzhu, the third daughter of the powerful Yue family, becomes infatuated with Mr. Lu upon seeing him at a temple.
Yue Mingzhu boldly introduces herself to Mr. Lu, who is flustered but polite; she confesses love and proposes becoming his concubine.
She accidentally tears Mr. Lu’s sleeve and insists he visit her residence to apologize.
Through her father, she discovers Mr. Lu is the teacher (and possibly beloved) of General Guan Shanjin but doesn’t care.
Over six months, she aggressively pursues Mr. Lu, and they become betrothed with family support.
After the general learns of this, he restricts Mr. Lu's movements; Yue Mingzhu is barred from seeing him, especially after an injury.
Furious, Yue Mingzhu's father pleads with the general. Eventually, Mr. Lu is allowed to recuperate at the Yue home.
Soon after, the general's estate demands Mr. Lu return due to superstitious wedding customs. Yue Mingzhu is livid.
Yue Mingzhu storms the general’s estate with her brother, demanding to see Mr. Lu, who appears injured.
Mr. Lu downplays his injury, implying the general is not at fault, but Yue Mingzhu becomes more suspicious.
She demands to see General Guan, who reluctantly comes out. Tension builds as Yue Mingzhu accuses him of still loving Mr. Lu.
Guan Shanjin acts indifferent and cold. Mr. Lu becomes emotionally shaken, and the general lets him go with the Yue family.
Once gone, Vice General Man and Guan Shanjin discuss the situation—Guan suspects Mr. Lu’s involvement in estate gossip leaks.
Guan Shanjin coldly declares that Mr. Lu is no longer under his protection, believing Mr. Lu has changed over the years.
Wang Shu Residence (Mr. Lu’s home) is sealed, and several of his servants are punished or reassigned; Hua Shu, suspected of gossiping, is sold to a brothel.
Wu Xingzi remains unaware of these events; he spends his days gardening and appears melancholy.
Guan Shanjin now spends every night at Shuanghe Manor, doting on Wu Xingzi more than he ever did with Mr. Lu.
Their relationship becomes deeply physical, with Guan Shanjin indulging in intense, possessive intimacy.
Before leaving for a few days, Guan Shanjin finally allows Wu Xingzi to collect his pengornis drawings from the Peng Society.
At the Peng Society, Wu Xingzi meets Rancui, who gives him his drawings and a special new issue of The Pengornisseur.
Wu Xingzi gushes over the beautiful men featured, but refuses to write letters, saying he promised Guan Shanjin not to.
Rancui, worried, realizes Wu Xingzi is unknowingly falling in love with Guan Shanjin but is suppressing it.
Wu Xingzi doubts he is special enough to be loved, believing the general prefers someone pure and noble like Mr. Lu.
He remains cheerful on the surface, insisting to Rancui that he knows his worth and expects the affair with Guan to end eventually.
Rancui silently resolves to continue observing Wu Xingzi, fearing heartbreak is inevitable.
Chapter 5:
A Song of Heartfelt Emotions
Wu Xingzi and the maids, Mint and Osmanthus, go out for lunch in Horse-Face City.
The trio runs into Yue Mingzhu, Mr. Lu’s fiancée, who insists on treating Wu Xingzi to lunch.
Despite the girls’ warning, Wu Xingzi accepts the invitation and they all end up dining together.
Yue Mingzhu clearly holds contempt for Wu Xingzi and believes he is a substitute for Mr. Lu in Guan Shanjin’s eyes.
During lunch, Yue Mingzhu tries to lecture and insult Wu Xingzi, accusing him of driving a wedge between Guan Shanjin and Mr. Lu.
She offers him an expensive gift (a lacquer box with five gold ingots) as a veiled bribe and insult.
Wu Xingzi, though tempted, refuses the gift and has Hei-er return it.
Wu Xingzi reflects on rumors circulating in the city about him, causing him emotional stress.
After lunch, Wu Xingzi becomes melancholic and nostalgic, and Mint brings him a branch of peach blossoms to cheer him up.
The peach blossoms trigger deep memories of his past love, Yan Wenxin, revealing Wu Xingzi’s painful romantic history.
A long flashback details Wu Xingzi’s relationship with Yan Wenxin—how he was his first and only love.
Yan Wenxin confessed his love one rainy night, but eventually left Wu Xingzi without a word of goodbye.
Wu Xingzi spirals into emotional distress and skips meals, locking himself in his room.
Mint, Osmanthus, and Hei-er grow worried and consider breaking into his room.
Guan Shanjin returns from his trip, learns of Wu Xingzi’s state, and personally goes to check on him.
Guan Shanjin comforts Wu Xingzi, cooks for him, and gives him a gift—a qin (Chinese zither).
Wu Xingzi is deeply touched but also struggles with his emotions and memories.
He remembers his father’s attempt to teach him to play the qin and their bond over it.
Wu Xingzi tries playing “Melody of the Transcendent and Venerable One” on the qin, overwhelmed by nostalgia.
Guan Shanjin hears him play, praises him despite the lack of skill, and offers to teach him how to play properly.
They share an intimate moment, and Wu Xingzi feels conflicted about Guan Shanjin’s intentions, recalling Miss Yue’s claim he is just a substitute.
Guan Shanjin hints that he knows Wu Xingzi had read the latest Pengornisseur and recognized a qin player he admired.
Guan Shanjin plays “Wild Geese Descend on a Sandbank” for Wu Xingzi, revealing his own emotional depth and longing.
He reflects on his complicated feelings toward purity, loss, and his disappointment in Mr. Lu.
The chapter ends with Guan Shanjin embracing Wu Xingzi, preparing to teach him the qin, and Wu Xingzi being unsure but deeply affected.
Chapter 6:
A Way to Attain His Desires
Guan Shanjin returns after days apart and expresses that he’s missed Wu Xingzi deeply.
Wu Xingzi is emotionally touched, longing to be genuinely cherished, and admits to missing the general too.
Guan Shanjin is both possessive and jealous, demanding to know why Wu Xingzi thought he was blind—referencing that Wu Xingzi believes himself inferior to Mr. Lu.
Guan Shanjin seduces Wu Xingzi aggressively, blindfolding him and teasing him to the brink of orgasm multiple times before finally giving in to full intercourse.
The scene is highly erotic and emotional, showing Guan Shanjin’s conflicted passion and possessiveness over Wu Xingzi.
Wu Xingzi wakes up alone the next morning and feels a deepening heartache, realizing he might be falling in love with Guan Shanjin—something he feels unworthy of.
Despite trying to rationalize things, he recognizes that Guan Shanjin still loves Mr. Lu, and he resigns himself to eventual abandonment.
Guan Shanjin returns cheerfully with breakfast, but Wu Xingzi acts distantly, subtly withdrawing emotionally.
Wu Xingzi suggests Guan Shanjin go get Mr. Lu back if he still loves him—Guan Shanjin denies having that intention.
Not long after, Guan Shanjin does bring Mr. Lu back to his estate, confirming Wu Xingzi’s fears.
Wu Xingzi becomes a background presence again—resources are cut back, Hei-er stops visiting, and the general no longer checks on him.
Wu Xingzi visits Rancui often at the Peng Society, trying to distract himself with tea, food, and Pengornis drawings.
Rancui sees Wu Xingzi is falling for the general and warns him against giving a wedding gift to Mr. Lu.
Wu Xingzi contemplates returning to Qingcheng County; Rancui secretly encourages this idea and offers to escort him back.
Hei-er, tasked with watching Wu Xingzi, confronts Rancui about encouraging his departure.
Rancui and Hei-er debate whether Guan Shanjin is using Wu Xingzi emotionally as a tool in a greater scheme involving Mr. Lu and political power.
Eventually, Rancui persuades Hei-er to cooperate by framing Wu Xingzi’s exit as a test of the general’s feelings.
They make a pact: Hei-er will help with Wu Xingzi’s departure, and Rancui won’t "deliberately" try to separate him from Guan Shanjin.
Meanwhile, Wu Xingzi receives an invitation from Mr. Lu—delivered by his maid Han Xiao—to visit for a friendly chat.
Wu Xingzi brings a basket of fresh vegetables as a humble gift, trying to remain respectful.
He is greeted politely and sits down with Mr. Lu, setting up the next interaction to explore their dynamic further.
Chapter 7:
There Are Plenty of Pengornises Everywhere
Man Yue tells Hei-er that Guan Shanjin is emotionally repressed and unaware of his feelings for Wu Xingzi, and that he plans to help the general realize them.
Wu Xingzi awkwardly discusses Mr. Lu’s engagement with him, realizing Mr. Lu hasn't thought through ending it and feeling sympathy for both Lu and Guan.
Mr. Lu coldly dismisses Wu Xingzi after a brief exchange, though it's clear there's emotional tension.
Wu Xingzi returns to Shuanghe Manor, considering leaving Horse-Face City since Guan Shanjin and Mr. Lu seem destined for each other.
Han Xiao confronts Wu Xingzi about his intention to leave, warning that his sudden departure may upset the general.
Wu Xingzi agrees to speak with Guan Shanjin before leaving; Han Xiao offers to invite the general over.
While Wu Xingzi naps, Guan Shanjin appears, cradles him, and stays close, overwhelmed by affection.
Wu Xingzi wakes in the general’s arms and is shocked; they exchange an intense, romantic moment including kisses and hand-holding.
Guan Shanjin hints that he doesn't care about Mr. Lu's upcoming wedding and wants Wu Xingzi to stay.
Wu Xingzi hesitates to reveal he plans to leave, and lies poorly about preparing a wedding gift for Mr. Lu.
Guan Shanjin tells him not to waste money and reminds him about a promised lamb feast, hinting at spending more time together after the wedding.
Wu Xingzi becomes anxious, knowing he plans to leave before then.
Hei-er appears after Guan Shanjin departs and swears loyalty to Wu Xingzi, offering to escort him to Qingcheng County secretly.
Wu Xingzi is stunned and hesitant, but ultimately agrees after Hei-er suggests hiding in the capital instead of returning directly home.
Wu Xingzi is excited about the idea of new experiences and potential pengornis drawings in the capital.
Hei-er confirms they’ll leave quietly on the day of Mr. Lu’s wedding.
Hei-er meets with Man Yue, questioning if they’re being unfair to Wu Xingzi.
Man Yue reveals that he deliberately manipulated events to open Guan Shanjin’s eyes to his feelings for Wu Xingzi and expose Mr. Lu’s selfishness.
Man Yue and Hei-er reflect on how their opinion of Mr. Lu changed over time, from admiration to suspicion of his intentions.
Man Yue explains Guan Shanjin needs emotional growth and that he’s pushing him to realize he truly loves Wu Xingzi.
Guan Shanjin visits Mr. Lu at the Wang Shu Residence, curious about what Lu wants to say.
Mr. Lu confesses he has always had feelings for Guan Shanjin, but couldn’t act on them due to their student-teacher relationship.
Guan Shanjin is momentarily swayed, but becomes cold when Mr. Lu says he still plans to marry Miss Yue to continue the family line.
Mr. Lu selfishly asks Guan Shanjin to wait until he has a child, and to also marry a woman to do the same, then they can be together.
Guan Shanjin agrees outwardly but is clearly disgusted and heartbroken; he leaves with a cold smile and has Lu’s scent-laced robe burned.
He goes straight to see Wu Xingzi in the middle of the night, needing comfort.
He kisses Wu Xingzi awake, climbs into bed, and holds him tenderly but resists taking things further due to the upcoming confrontation with Lu.
They talk affectionately. Guan Shanjin offers to recite the Qingcheng County Records to help Wu Xingzi sleep, which embarrasses Wu Xingzi
Guan Shanjin hints at returning to Qingcheng with Wu Xingzi after Mr. Lu’s wedding, clearly trying to plan a future together.
He mentions Mr. Lu will be returning to the capital with them, trying to gauge Wu Xingzi’s reaction.
Wu Xingzi, misreading the situation, is calm and even supportive, believing Guan and Lu will be happy together.
Guan Shanjin becomes jealous and irritated by Wu Xingzi’s composed response, interpreting it as detachment.
The chapter ends with unresolved tension as both men misunderstand each other’s intentions—Guan Shanjin wants Wu Xingzi to stay, while Wu Xingzi thinks he must leave to avoid being in the way.
ChapterChapter 8:
A Journey of a Thousand Miles Together
Still Must Come to an End
Guan Shanjin tells Wu Xingzi he’ll likely outlive him and promises to handle his affairs and ancestral rites when he dies.
Wu Xingzi is deeply moved yet alarmed by such a solemn promise.
Guan Shanjin asks if Wu Xingzi plans to marry and have a child; Wu Xingzi is confused, reiterating his preference for men.
They share a quiet, intimate moment, reflecting on how little they truly know about each other despite all their time together.
Guan Shanjin inquires about Wu Xingzi’s family; Wu reveals he is the last of his line and reflects on his lonely past.
Wu Xingzi confesses he once planned to die at forty due to the unbearable loneliness and had even saved for a proper coffin and burial.
Guan Shanjin is pained by this confession, especially hearing Wu had considered ending his life after repaying a debt tied to his unrequited love, Yan Wenxin.
They discuss Wu Xingzi's arrangements for his ancestors' graves and Guan Shanjin promises to take care of them too, reinforcing the idea that Wu Xingzi will die before him.
Wu Xingzi feels warmth and confusion from this promise, but also becomes increasingly alarmed.
He silently decides he must leave, unable to bear growing more emotionally attached.
Guan Shanjin senses Wu Xingzi’s withdrawal but doesn’t push. He decides to explain things after the upcoming wedding.
Wu Xingzi wakes early, hears wedding celebrations from afar, and finalizes his secret departure with Hei-er, Mint, and Osmanthus.
They sneak out of the general’s estate quietly while everyone is distracted with the wedding.
The wedding between Lu Zezhi and Miss Yue is lavish and grand, attracting city-wide attention.
During the ceremony, the governor unexpectedly asks Lu Zezhi if he wants to reconsider the marriage.
Guan Shanjin watches silently, clearly orchestrating something.
The Yue family protests, but Guan Shanjin’s silence and the governor’s words unsettle everyone.
Lu Zezhi tries to defuse the tension, implying he’s marrying Miss Yue for stability, but Guan Shanjin remains unmoved.
Guan Shanjin presents damning letters implicating the Yue family in illegal salt and saltpeter smuggling with Nanman.
Yue Mingzhu is stunned and disillusioned as her brother and father are publicly exposed.
Additional evidence and a witness, Liao Chunqiu, confirm Yue Chonghua’s crimes.
Lu Zezhi tries to stay neutral, subtly siding with Guan Shanjin.
Miss Yue realizes Lu Zezhi is abandoning her and her family. In a dramatic confrontation, she slaps him and declares she’ll never marry him.
Guan Shanjin allows the men of the Yue family to be arrested but praises Miss Yue’s backbone.
Guan Shanjin publicly affirms his affection for Lu Zezhi and invites him to return to the capital.
Lu Zezhi agrees, believing he has secured his place by Guan Shanjin’s side, though he notices Guan's behavior is colder than usual.
Meanwhile, Guan Shanjin rushes to Shuanghe Manor, only to discover Wu Xingzi is gone.
Wu Xingzi left a note and returned his allowance—he departed quietly, urging Guan to live happily with Mr. Lu.
Guan Shanjin is devastated, reading the note repeatedly in disbelief.
The general, overwhelmed with emotion and inner turmoil, collapses and coughs up blood.
Man Yue arrives, finds Guan Shanjin in distress, and helps stabilize him with medical assistance.
Even unconscious, Guan Shanjin clutches Wu Xingzi’s farewell note, showing the depth of his heartbreak.
Man Yue questions whether they went too far, now understanding how much Wu Xingzi meant to the general.
A Special Inclusion:
An Alternate Universe Extra
The Wedding Night, Part One
Wu Xingzi has been imprisoned in a windowless secret room for eight or nine days with no clothing except a single robe.
His daily routine is based on hunger and sleep; he's disoriented and unsure what’s real anymore.
He remembers a beautiful yet dangerous man who had captured his attention—and possibly his freedom.
One night, Wu Xingzi feels overwhelmed by a burning heat in his body, and awakens to find the mysterious man between his legs.
The man toys with Wu Xingzi’s body in a deeply humiliating and erotic manner, exploiting his intersex physiology (notably possessing a vagina and a penis).
Wu Xingzi is restrained and forcibly stimulated despite his confusion, shame, and resistance, rapidly driven into a state of involuntary arousal.
The man continuously mocks and degrades him while taking advantage of his sensitivity and unfamiliarity with sexual experiences.
It's revealed the man is fascinated because Wu Xingzi is a rare two-sexed person, which he sees as inherently lewd and suited for pleasure.
Despite the shame, Wu Xingzi's body responds intensely, squirting and craving more contact.
The man eventually reveals himself to be Guan Shanjin, a powerful general.
Guan begins to force penetration with his massive cock; Wu Xingzi is terrified it won’t fit due to his small size.
Guan proceeds regardless, alternating between harsh thrusts and deceptively tender words.
He discovers Wu Xingzi has a womb and forces his way into it during sex, taking sadistic pleasure in dominating him completely.
The chapter is graphically detailed with multiple orgasms, intense physical reactions, and overstimulation.
Wu Xingzi is mentally and physically overwhelmed, begging for gentleness but unable to stop his own body from responding.
The act continues until Guan ejaculates deep into Wu Xingzi’s womb, filling him so much it creates a visible bulge.
Wu Xingzi is dazed, his body still twitching, and Guan finally unbinds him and holds him in his arms.
Guan casually declares Wu Xingzi is now his, stating that he is to become his wife.
Wu Xingzi is shocked and confused, pointing out they don’t even know each other.
Guan responds that he’ll take care of the "getting to know each other" later, saying he wants to marry him because he enjoys fucking him.
Wu Xingzi, still under the emotional and physical weight of the night, agrees in a trance-like state.
A Special Inclusion:
An Alternate Universe Extra
The Wedding Night, Part Two
Wu Xingzi is forcibly prepared for a traditional wedding, fully dressed in a red bridal gown, phoenix coronet, and makeup, transformed into a youthful appearance.
He is married to Guan Shanjin, a handsome and commanding general.
Though it's supposed to be a joyous occasion, Wu Xingzi feels conflicted and insecure due to being a two-sexed, older man.
Upon entering the bridal chamber, Guan Shanjin shows gentleness by instructing a maid to remove the heavy coronet so Wu Xingzi can rest.
The couple exchanges nuptial wine; then Guan Shanjin begins undressing and intimately engaging with Wu Xingzi.
Wu Xingzi’s intersex anatomy is described in detail—he has both a small penis and a vulva.
Guan Shanjin starts pleasuring him, focusing on his clitoris and vaginal opening, leading Wu Xingzi to squirt multiple times from stimulation.
Guan Shanjin uses his fingers to stimulate Wu Xingzi internally and orally teases his penis, intensifying Wu Xingzi’s arousal.
Wu Xingzi reaches several orgasms from the intense foreplay, including squirting from both his penis and vagina.
Guan Shanjin begins penetrative sex, pushing into Wu Xingzi’s vaginal canal and reaching his womb, causing visible bulging in his stomach.
The general performs deep, aggressive thrusts while passionately kissing him, driving Wu Xingzi into a state of delirious pleasure.
Guan Shanjin refuses to stop despite Wu Xingzi's pleading, continuing to pound into him with increasing intensity.
Wu Xingzi’s orgasms escalate, causing his body to twitch, convulse, and leak fluids everywhere, soaking the bed.
Guan Shanjin orally and manually teases Wu Xingzi’s penis and clit simultaneously during intercourse.
The sex continues until Wu Xingzi begins peeing involuntarily from his vagina—a specific goal Guan Shanjin had for their wedding night.
The act of urinating from his female urethra while still being stimulated breaks a mental barrier for Wu Xingzi, pushing him to an intense climax.
Guan Shanjin becomes deeply aroused by Wu Xingzi’s total submission and debauchery, emotionally claiming him as his own.
The general eventually ejaculates deep into Wu Xingzi’s womb, causing his belly to swell; he plugs him with a dildo to keep the cum inside.
Servants clean the chamber afterward, noting how pleased and doting the general is.
Guan Shanjin expresses a desire to get Wu Xingzi pregnant and envisions their potential child.
He promises to fill Wu Xingzi daily until he conceives, marking a mix of tenderness and possessiveness.
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